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ZEN HEALTH BY MICHAEL

Enlightening

writing by Michael Farnum

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Chapter 1 of my new release, a self-help/autobiography is able for free in PDF form here:  

The Most Depressed Person on the Planet:  

dark dialogues with my shadow, fictional characters and other crazy people 

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Author's note:  Self-published writing largely suppressed by the mainstream media is not a huge, money-making endeavor.  It is a labor of love.   After printing and distribution fees, we only make a meager fraction of the retail price of our books.  Please help support independent publishers like myself.   

The Enlightenment Trilogy

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Available at Lulu.com
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Also available at Amazon.

  A blind date that may or may not ever end leads to a series of precarious misadventures on the mean streets of Chicago and a deep dive into the urban underground, alleged conspiracies and a curious case of Dissociative Identity Disorder . . .

ALulu review:     

Aug 21, 2018

This book blew me away. The author Michael has a unique way of intertwining action and thought. It is a book you take a journey on, learn a lot and truly "go down the foxx hole" :) Deep in knowledge, yet easy read. Highly recommended. Worth every minute!

by Ashley Rae Davis

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The very esoteric father of a pair of freakishly gifted twins goes to extraordinary places to protect them from unknown forces.  But who needs protection from whom?   

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Chapter 1 is available 

to download for free here 

First, do no harm. The compulsory caveat of every caring health professional. Even a compassionate, highly empathic case manager. Make that, Chaos Manager. In a mental health world gone mad, even the most stable of professionals might not make it out with their sanity intact. And few would mistake self-diagnosed Borderline Narcissist CM Freeman as the sanest of the lot by any stretch of the sordid imagination. Come along if you dare to explore the ongoing misadventures of Jackie Boy Freeman, in Part Two of the American Minions series.

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Caveat:  Contains explicit content.   

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Toxicandyville:  A Long-winded short story

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e-book

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It was a simpler but no less complicated time--before social media, mass chaos, Mask World and the so-called Plandemic (as young Jack Freeman silently refers to it)--but the Beast System was still hard at work, capturing souls and planning for our inevitable dystopian future..  Equal parts romance, horror story and scathing social commentary, Toxicandyville is set in picturesque small-town America, where our humble narrator, an aspiring word magician and genius wannabe, is just trying to get by and find a little enlightenment on the wrong side of the tracks.

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Missing Little Dragons: a Unique Prequel

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She's a bad-ass desert flower with a heart of gold.  Just don't mess with her doggies or her Daddy.  Ashlae Ascending follows the unique spiritual ascension of an all-American girl obsessed with the most powerful man in the Free World.  And he just might be her Daddy . . . 

Interested in Woo?

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Explore Woo World.

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Never heard of Woo?  

Woo World may not be for you.

Don't  succumb to the Borg . . .

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Not that Borg, this Borg!

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Michael Farnum

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Certified Hypnotist

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LIcensed Massage Therapist/Reiki Master

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Holistic Nutritionist

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Author

© 2022 by MIchael Farnum proudly created with Wix.com

 

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Calling 9-1-1? 

We're sorry that number is no longer in service . . .

 

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Get your filthy paws off me you damned, dirty Archons! . . .

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